4.266
28 (Sat) September 2013
White Carrot Cake
2.5
at Redhill Rong Guang BBQ Seafood
(Makansutra Gluttons Bay)
-Marina Bay, Singapore-
solo
The Singapore Diet: Day 2 of 3
- Day 1 (4.265 Chilli Crab)
- Day 2 (4.266 White Carrot Cake)
- Day 3 (4.267 Hainanese Chicken Rice)
In Singapore. While here on a gluttony excursion, for approximately 48 hours, from Friday evening to Sunday evening, the plan is to consume as much as I can, both in terms of variety and volume, via the Singapore Diet. The Singapore Diet, developed expressly for this purpose, involves eating a meal whenever I’m not feeling stuffed from the prior meal. Due to time constraints, I wasn’t able to research specific venues and items, so I’ll be winging it for the most part.
Venue 3
Royal China
Raffles Hotel is a hotel in Singapore. Established in 1887, the oldest existing, always referred to as “iconic.” One of the most expensive in the city. Named after Stamford Raffles, the founder of modern Singapore.


Royal China is a Cantonese restaurant. It’s located in the Raffles. On weekends, when dim sum is on the menu, tables are available only by reservation.

My Singaporean friend BT made a reservation for me at Royal China. He warned me not to be a minute late, or I’d lose it. In fact, when I gave my name at the counter, I was asked for a phone number for verification.
Left to my own devices, I wouldn’t have chosen straight out Cantonese for a meal on The Singapore Diet, but I was curious to see what all the fuss was about.

The food was largely hit, slightly amiss. The external technique was flawless in every case, but I had some minor issues with the how certain internal components were prepared. Certainly high quality overall, though not worth the fuss.



TOTAL COST: SGD 24.72
Venue 4
Long Bar




When my mother used to own a café in Korea back in the 80s, the drink – a laughable shortcut version containing gin + grenadine + OJ – was one of the most popular items on the menu. Come to think of it, I’m not sure why it’s famous. It’s not that popular. Recent research suggests that the vast majority of Singaporeans have never tried a Singapore Sling.

TOTAL COST: SGD 29.70
After brunch, I purchased a book on hawker centres – The End of Char Kway Teow and Other Hawker Mysteries – so that I could strategize The Singapore Diet to better effect. A quick perusal of the book gave me an idea of the essentials items that I needed to try and where best to get them. Regrettably, I realized that, with the exception of yesterday’s chilli crab, and maybe the vegetable dishes, but only because I love stir-fried greens, everything else had been a waste of opportunity costs.
Venue 5
Tanglin

Newton Food Centre is a hawker centre. It was the one hawker centre recommended by BT and listed several times in the book for various items. Unfortunately, I hadn’t read the fine print on hours, and the stalls that I’d come for were closed until later in the evening, so I had to make do with whatever was open.

Carrot Cake is a Singaporean dish. The primary ingredient is daikon radish, grated and mixed with rice flour and baked into a jelly cake, the consistency somewhat like firm tofu but denser/chewier, and the taste, also like tofu, somewhat bland. The cake is chopped into dice and cooked with eggs in one of two ways: (i) black, made with a sweet soy-based sauce and tossed with scrambled eggs, rougher texture and more intense flavor; (ii) white, made with fish sauce and fried flat into an omelette, crisper texture and lighter flavor. The first is how it arrived from China, while the second is how it evolved in Singapore. In Chinese, the terms for “carrot” and “radish” include the same root word “chai tow,” the only difference being that “carrot” is prefixed “ang (red) chai tow,” resulting in the odd misnomeric English translation. Carrot cake is now most famously regarded as one of, if not the, quintessential hawker item in Singapore.

Based on a single experience, I’d say that carrot cake is pretty good, if unremarkable. Ordering just “carrot cake,” I got what appeared to be the white version, though the eggs were scrambled. The pieces of radish cakes didn’t contribute much flavor, just that squishy texture. It went down very well with a can of Tiger. I’ll try the black version before making a definite appraisal.
TOTAL COST: SGD 4 (+4.50 for beer)
Venue 6
Sheng Da BBQ Seafood

A bit full from the bulk of the carrot cake but rather dissatisfied by its blah, I wanted to get something light yet stimulating.

Sambal Stingray is a Malaysian dish. Grilled stingray, topped with a spicy sambal-based sauce. A popular hawker item, both in Malaysia and Singapore.

TOTAL COST: SGD 10
Venue 7
The Auld Alliance

The Auld Alliance is a bar. Not just any bar, but a whisky bar, specializing in single malts, 1000 varieties, 500 by the glass, mostly Scotch, every distillery in Scotland. Currently, it’s ranked #1 on TripAdvisor for the city, which is how I learned about it.

The plan was to stop by for a drink or two and then off to a hawker center for dinner. Not just any bar, but a whisky bar, specializing in single malts, 1000 varieties, 500 by the glass, mostly Scotch, every distillery in Scotland. Anybody who knows me knows that I love single malts, more than food, more than all things in the universe combined and multiplied by infinity squared, even more than my sons, whom I’d trade no problem for a decent bottle each. So I don’t know what made me think that I’d be out of there after a drink or two.

Because I buy almost all of my single malts in duty free shops, which carry only a handful of the most famous/popular producers, I’ve never heard of, much less encountered or had a chance to taste, the vast majority of the whiskies out there.
I tasted 11 varieties. Officially, each sampling was 2 cl, for a total of 220 ml. Although the amount was way below my usual limit, I realized at that point that my palate had become anesthetized and could no longer really tell the difference. Also, I was beginning to hit that happy zone where I get ambitious/adventurous, and devil-may-care with money, a dangerous combination in a place offering ultra-rare whiskies costing upwards of hundreds of dollars a pop. I’ll be back for sure someday – I might actually make a trip just for this place, fuck the food – so I wanted to leave something on the table for next time.






TOTAL COST: SGD 209.51
Venue 8
Cosafe
I didn’t want to drink on an empty stomach. While the bar didn’t serve food, it had a delivery arrangement with an Italian restaurant next door. The items on the menu didn’t quite jibe with my general concept of The Singapore Diet, but I wasn’t about to leave all that whisky behind, just to grab a bite – like I said, whisky more than all things.


Fortunately, the food was reasonably good, not too pricy, and paired well with the whisky.
TOTAL COST: SGD 36.49
Venue 10
Lorang 9 Beef Kway Teow
Getting on the subway before the midnight cutoff, I got back to Geylang and enjoyed the final meal/venue/item of the day at Lorang 9 Beef Kway Teow.


Hor Fun is a Cantonese/Singaporean dish. Consists of wide, flat rice noodles, stir-fried and topped with thick gravy.


TOTAL COST: SGD 6
(See also FOOD GLOSSARY)
(See also SINGAPORE RESTAURANTS)
