16.279 Chicken & Beef Platter

Cycle 16 – Item 279

Post 5,758

11 (Sat) October 2025

Chicken & Beef Platter

1.0

at Paulaner Bräuhaus

(Grand Indonesia)

-Jakarta, Indonesia-

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Living Aboard the Mola Mola: Day -2 of 7

In Indonesia.  Here for a 7-day liveaboard scuba diving trip: sailing across the Banda Sea on board the MSY Mola Mola, while diving, eating, drinking, sleeping (i.e., “living aboard”) the boat.  The Banda Sea is one of four seas surrounding the archipelago of Maluku Islands aka the Spice Islands (where European powers fought wars during the 16th-17th centuries to gain control of the islands’ abundant spices, such as nutmeg, cloves, and mace).  Primary objective: sighting schools of hammerhead sharks.  (Two prior liveaboard trips were both to the Maldives aboard the MV Adora (see previously 14.062 Sautéed Sword Lettuce (Three Times) (2023) (9.191 Grilled Beef Tenderloin (2018).)  My first time ever in Indonesia – who knows if I’ll ever return? – I arrived a few days early to maximize the visit and hang out in Jakarta.

BREAKFAST

Like with evening cocktails, the executive lounge offers a breakfast menu with items prepared upon order.

Japanese Breakfast Bento (2.0)

Like with evening cocktails, the food was mediocre.

INK

Adding to my airport code tattoo collection (see most recently 16.203 Niu Rou Mian), I got one for CGK (Soekarno-Hatta International Airport) – i.e., Jakarta.

Simpson Ink Tattoo
Operates out of his living room.

DINNER

Paulaner Bräuhaus is a German pub-restaurant.  Specializes in Paulaner draft beers, brewed on-site, as well as Bavarian-style eats, mostly sausages.  Affiliate restaurant of Hotel Indonesia Kempinski.

Located in Grand Indonesia East Mall Level 2.

German food, especially sausages, is not really my thing.

And on my final evening in Jakarta, I would’ve preferred eating something local.

“You’re in luck,” the host said to me, “live music tonight!”

But my room came with a $50 credit and – long story short – Paulaner Bräuhaus was the only viable option.

Also, while making the reservation, the manager of the hotel executive lounge had requested the restaurant manager to arrange a secret something special for me, so I had to go.

Black Bart – “A twist to the told time root beer.  Beer with a hint of cola & vanilla!”

The secret something special turned out to be a tasting flight of beers.

From left: Hell (lager) (3.0) + Dunkel (dark) (2.5) + Weifbier (wheat) (3.0) + Radler (lager + lemonade) (2.0)
Hell

So long as I was there, I ordered a platter, just to sample a bit of everything.  It came with 3 geflügelwürste (chicken Vienna sausages) + 3 rinderwürst (beef sausages) + 2 hühnchenschnitzel (chicken schnitzel) + 2 leberkäs (beef meatloaf) + hähnchen serviert (half roast chicken) + French fries.  All for just IDR 455,000 (about USD 27).

Despite the name, leberkäs does not contain liver or cheese.

It was not good, across the board.  The sausages were crumbly and flavorless.  The schnitzel was greasy.  The meatloaf was weird, like dense/bland SPAM.  The chicken was dry.  After exploratory nibbles, I got the remainder to go but eventually threw it away in my room.

(See RESTAURANTS IN INDONESIA)

(See GLOBAL FOOD GLOSSARY)

(See BOOZE)

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