Cycle 15 – Item 307
7 (Thu) November 2024
Hot Ones Season 25
3.0
by me
at home
-Changgok, Sujeong, Seongnam, Gyeonggi, Republic of Korea-
with DJ and IZ
Having improvised wannabe versions of The Hot Ones, first with hot sauces that I had on hand (see 14.017 Hot Ones: The Pantry Edition) and then with Korean hot sauces purchased at the supermarket (see 14.024 Hot Ones: The Korean Edition), I am very pleased to present the real deal. Season 25, still so fresh that the most recent episode dropped tonight (see Rosé Needs a Stress Ball While Eating Spicy Wings).

At my request, Number One Fan LJY brought the set on her recent visit – it was a big ask, literally, necessitating an additional bag to accommodate the bottles, which I now realize must also have been quite heavy, all being glass – what a pal!!

In prior attempts, the wings had been tossed with the hot sauces in bowls. But I found that the wings came out way oversauced. And left a lot of residual sauce in the bowls. And required all those bowls to be washed.

- Hot Ones – The Classic (1,800) (3.0): very tasty, tangy, versatile, not at all spicy (available on Amazon, we already have this one (see generally 15.138 Fish & Chips (& Chicken Tenders))
- Little Dick’s – Ghost Pepper Pear (6,900) (3.5): sweet yet slightly bittersweet, distinct pear flavor, bit of kick
- Neil’s Real Deal – Smoked Onion (17,000) (3.0): like American BBQ sauce, though neither too sweet nor too smoky, bit of kick
- Hot Ones – Los Calientes Verde (36,000) (4.0): very very nice, well balanced, vegetal in a great way, good kick
- Dawson’s – Apple Caraway (52,000) (3.0): caraway aroma off-putting initially, but nicely paired with apple flavor on subsequent tastings, good kick
- Pepper North – Jerk & Scotch Bonnet (71,000) (4.0): subtle curry flavor, pleasantly smoky, good kick
- Pepper Ninja – Ninja Napalm (133,000) (2.5): sharp and tangy, though somewhat flat in flavor, strong kick
- Da Bomb – Evolution (135,600) (0.5): not as terrible as suggested by the reactions on the show, though this version is supposed to be more natural in flavor, immediately and unpleasantly spicy, clearly engineered to be
- Fresco Sauce – Arbol Scorpion (820,000) (1.0): overpowering chili flavor, way too spicy
- Hot Ones – The Last Dab Xperience (2,693,000) (2.0): good flavor, but too spicy

The unanimous favorite was the Hot Ones – Los Calientes Verde, with split opinions on Little Dick’s and Pepper North for runner up. I liked Hot Ones – The Classic, Dawson’s, and Neil’s Real Deal as honorable mentions. Permanent passes on Pepper Ninja, Da Bomb, and Fresco Sauce. Wait and see on Hot Ones – The Last Dab Xperience.

(See all GLOBAL FOOD GLOSSARY)